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Sip Happens…

Cops showed up, music stopped, panic kicked in. While everyone ran for the door, we ran for the beer. Next thing you know, we’re on the roof, sipping cold ones like it’s a VIP lounge. Legendary escape, 10/10 would do again.

We made a rule: every sip needs a toast. Sounded fun—until beer number five.
– “Uh… cheers to… things?”
– “Here’s to… whatever.”
– “To not dying tomorrow.”
Moral of the story: not all of us are poets, but all of us are drinkers.

One night, we hit up our go-to bar… but it was gone. Full-on disappeared. Turns out, we just walked down the wrong street. But those three minutes of panic? Absolute nightmare fuel.

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